Lately, it seems I have a “Whac-A-Mole” life. Like everyone else, I bet. You know, the list that never ends. Get one thing done and blink your eyes and two things pop up in its place? It’s all good, though, and hey, it’s retro: Whac-A-Mole was invented in 1971. You can still get these machines today and home versions are available. At left: Whac-A-Mole SE Special Edition “just like the commercial version yadda yadda yadda,” $4,275, made in the U.S.A. By the way, I am awesome at Whac-A-Mole and also at that one where you shoot the water in the clown’s mouth to blow up the balloon. You don’t want to mess with me, we Kuebers play for blood. WHAC!