Time for an impromptu caption contest. It was an exciting weekend at Pam’s house…
A broken arm and wrist — in like five places, the word “shattered” was used.
Ok, possibly too exciting of a weekend for Pam’s taste, but she is in good spirits and has decided that a caption contest will help aid her speedy recovery — laughter is the best medicine, right?
Here’s some material to work with:
- The injury was tiki decorating related. There was NO RUM involved, but Pam now is giving her barkcloth samples the evil eye. Other fun props in this adventure: Three colorful spaghetti globe lights — oh so sparkly underfoot as you fly past them overhead!
- The ER at Fairview Hospital in Great Barrington, Mass. was fantastic. They keep their blankies in a blanket warmer. Pam says the doctor was particularly cute, but admits, that could be the Percocet talking.
- Pam is right handed and says, “Good luck surviving this, Kate, as you will have to do EVERYTHING for the blog for the next 6-8 weeks until the cast comes off. In the meantime, I will be taking this time to become a better person, starting with reviewing my own safety advice.””
Full story to come on Wednesday. Until then, let’s come up with some funny captions for this pathetic photo of Pam to help cheer her up. Winner gets a $25 gift card.
Ready, GO!
Bryen says
Oopsiedoodle
Marly says
I should never have listened to Peter Brady!
Norita Bergmann says
From Hukilau to Huki-OW…..5 seconds!
Mary Ann Buckner says
How’s this for a caption???
“I am armed and dangerous!!!”
Janet says
Please don’t tell me the bandage is greige!
Karyn C. says
“I clearly asked for a cast in bamboo!”
kate mckinnon says
Aw, Pam, so sorry about that. Boo.
Brenda says
“Time to get PLASTERED!”
(I hope you feel better soon!!)
Barbara says
Pam says: I should have never accepted that Tiki God necklace from Greg Brady, but he’s so darned groovy!
Deirdre Kosky says
From now on, Pam vows she will be tikin better care of herself.