I am personally obsessed with winning an Anne Taintor monthly caption contest before I die. Seriously, I just started a bucket list, and this is the only thing on it so far. I have two caption entries into Ms. Greensleeves, above. However, even though I want to win-win-win, I decided not to hoard — so I’m sharing the contest with you, too. If you want to enter Anne’s contest, you must do so via her blog. Good luck, clever readers, I’ll vote for you in the finals. Unless I’m in them, too.