Time for an impromptu caption contest. It was an exciting weekend at Pam’s house…
A broken arm and wrist — in like five places, the word “shattered” was used.
Ok, possibly too exciting of a weekend for Pam’s taste, but she is in good spirits and has decided that a caption contest will help aid her speedy recovery — laughter is the best medicine, right?
Here’s some material to work with:
- The injury was tiki decorating related. There was NO RUM involved, but Pam now is giving her barkcloth samples the evil eye. Other fun props in this adventure: Three colorful spaghetti globe lights — oh so sparkly underfoot as you fly past them overhead!
- The ER at Fairview Hospital in Great Barrington, Mass. was fantastic. They keep their blankies in a blanket warmer. Pam says the doctor was particularly cute, but admits, that could be the Percocet talking.
- Pam is right handed and says, “Good luck surviving this, Kate, as you will have to do EVERYTHING for the blog for the next 6-8 weeks until the cast comes off. In the meantime, I will be taking this time to become a better person, starting with reviewing my own safety advice.””
Full story to come on Wednesday. Until then, let’s come up with some funny captions for this pathetic photo of Pam to help cheer her up. Winner gets a $25 gift card.
Ready, GO!
dawn says
The least they could have done was give me a bark cloth cast/wrap.
Paul Duncan says
Here’s a caption…
Do as I say…Not as I do!
(re: Decorate Safe!)
Larry Boschen says
Hey, We did the Limbo Rock…..Ha,Ha,Ha
Catherine says
“The kids from the Brady Bunch warned me about the TIKI curse, but I wouldn’t listen”
Angela says
“Tiki took a toll!”
Tracey C says
Angela….this sounds like a title for a Dr. Suess book:)
Brian K says
“This isn’t really a cast. I’ve got a Tiki idol wrapped up in here, and I dropped it.”
Jacki says
I didn’t mean to anger the Tiki gods…
Erin Richard says
“I officially announce that I’m now a tikitotaler.”
Mary says
“…..at least the color of the cast is retro-pink”!
Tracey C says
“I didn’t realize that casting my Tiki room in a new mid-mod light would be so bone-shattering gorgeous!”
You are gorgeous, too! Take care.
Tracey