Time for an impromptu caption contest. It was an exciting weekend at Pam’s house…
A broken arm and wrist — in like five places, the word “shattered” was used.
Ok, possibly too exciting of a weekend for Pam’s taste, but she is in good spirits and has decided that a caption contest will help aid her speedy recovery — laughter is the best medicine, right?
Here’s some material to work with:
- The injury was tiki decorating related. There was NO RUM involved, but Pam now is giving her barkcloth samples the evil eye. Other fun props in this adventure: Three colorful spaghetti globe lights — oh so sparkly underfoot as you fly past them overhead!
- The ER at Fairview Hospital in Great Barrington, Mass. was fantastic. They keep their blankies in a blanket warmer. Pam says the doctor was particularly cute, but admits, that could be the Percocet talking.
- Pam is right handed and says, “Good luck surviving this, Kate, as you will have to do EVERYTHING for the blog for the next 6-8 weeks until the cast comes off. In the meantime, I will be taking this time to become a better person, starting with reviewing my own safety advice.””
Full story to come on Wednesday. Until then, let’s come up with some funny captions for this pathetic photo of Pam to help cheer her up. Winner gets a $25 gift card.
Ready, GO!
A.W.Richards says
Excuse me, nurse? Do you happen to have a Heywood-Wakefield hospital bed with an heirloom quilt? No?! And you call this a hospital…pfhhhht!
Kay says
How about… “This place could use a tiki bar.”
Brian says
A molded plywood Eames splint would be so mod compared to this old plaster cast!
Sandy baker says
The tiki things I have to do for a day off!
Audrey says
Pam discovered it was a real Jungle in the Conga Line and shaking the martini tumbler at the same time really shattered her!
Chicago Char says
My injury will not stop me! I will finish decorating by channeling a TIKI face.
AH says
I like to be in America;
Mid century blog in America;
Tiki bar blues in America;
Very big deal in America! (Thanks Leonard Bernstein)
Teri says
The Tiki Gods DEFINATELY do not like barkcloth.
Jennifer W says
I’m sorry Pam but Dr. Kildare has retired!
nac59 says
“Greige… it had to be greige.”