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Kitschmas dog

Pam Kueber - Updated: June 9, 2021

Retro Renovation stopped publishing in 2021; these stories remain for historical information, as potential continued resources, and for archival purposes.

On the 3rd day of Kitschmas, I finished the new sweater I had going for Astro. His old one was worn out, and about a week ago I pulled it apart to make into a pattern for this one. Everything was all over my side of the dining room table. So, next on my list, and also to avoid starting on the rest of the grasscloth-papered ceiling, which is torturing me with its call and beckon, I finished my guy’s sweater.

I don’t want to brag: But I did a pretty crummy job on this particular project.

Also: He is not very happy about it.

All that said, when I walk him in town, everybody oohs and ahhs about his sweaters, allowing me to demure, Oh thank you, I made it. 

And, I cleaned off the dining room table, which will make DH very happy. Above: Anne Taintor knows how I roll.

The sweater even has a button thingie, which I innovated umm to get the collar to cinch around him better. 

The wool is felted — I took an old sweater, threw it in the washer on hot, then dried it on hot, to shrink up the wool real tight. Once it’s felted like that, you can cut it and the ends don’t fray, although I typically do blanket stitch some parts for extra strength and because it looks good and because it’s very relaxing to blanket stitch.

As I recall, I kinda made this pattern up by trial and error. I stitch everything together with yarn. I am quite proud of how I used the cuff-ends to create the sleeves for his front legs.

Please note, and I am sorry if this is going to stir up a controversy, but I am very pro-ugly Christmas sweaters. I don’t actually own one, and now neither does my dog. But I think they are wonderful.


Meanwhile, sweetie Georgia Peachez surprised me with this miniature schnauzer all decked out in Kitschmas, to thank me for doing the wreath giveaway for so many years now. She shows how: You can kitschmas anything!

Congrats to Heather, who won this year’s wreath — Suzy sent it immediately on its way.

That’s Astro checking out his doppelganger. Astro is going to the beauty salon this weekend. You’d think I’d comb him out for his photo op.

I will also point out that on Day 3 (yesterday) I also made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. 

What else can I do to avoid that ceiling? Stay tuned for Day 4, and you will see!


Meanwhile, sweetie Georgia Peachez surprised me with this miniature schnauzer all decked out in Kitschmas, to thank me for doing the wreath giveaway for so many years now. She shows how: You can kitschmas anything!

Congrats to Heather, who won this year’s wreath — Suzy sent it immediately on its way.

That’s Astro checking out his doppelganger. Astro is going to the beauty salon this weekend. You’d think I’d comb him out for his photo op.

I will also point out that on Day 3 (yesterday) I also made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. 

What else can I do to avoid that ceiling? Stay tuned for Day 4, and you will see!

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  1. Maggie says

    December 17, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    Pam,

    Tell Astro that my MacTaggart has been wearing his “ugly Christmas sweater” during this cold snap here in Michigan. He also says that Astro is not being very grateful to the human who loved him enough to create something that sorta fits and keeps him warm. He is used to being dressed up — last summer I took him to PetSmart wearing his flowered Hawaiian shirt and several other customers tried to but it right off his back. MacTaggart sez that pooches who are so loved and cosseted should not cop a ‘tude.

    Hey, don’t blame me. I am just the typist here.

    Warm hugs,
    Maggie & MacTaggart
    Me & my Service Dog

  2. Sandra Kallander says

    December 17, 2017 at 10:54 am

    I have a ceramic twin of your bookend, not as a bookend. I’m pretty sure I got it at “the five and dime,” in the early sixties with my baby-sitting money (50 cents per hour).

  3. Mary Elizabeth says

    December 15, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    Love your doggie sweater project, and I was thinking, could you do other things with the felted wool sweaters–think sofa pillow covers, appliance covers, little people sweaters.

    • Carolyn says

      December 18, 2017 at 1:33 pm

      I went to a sweater mitten class – you shrink sweaters like Pam said, and make mittens out of the felted “fabric”. If you think ahead, you can use the cuffs as the cuffs. Also line with fleece or flannel. A few of the ladies said their sweaters were ruined or damaged family keepsakes that they couldn’t repair but thought this would be a great idea to re-purpose them to have as reminders.

  4. Suzy says

    December 14, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    Astro and that bed head, too much 🙂

    • CarolK says

      December 14, 2017 at 5:20 pm

      For those of us with scruffy dogs, the scruffy, bed head look is part of their charm!

      • Nancy says

        December 15, 2017 at 12:12 pm

        Word.

  5. Carolyn says

    December 13, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Oh, poor puppy…is he baring his teeth and growling in the on the floor angle?
    Somehow I don’t see canine couture in your future, Pam, even with the button detail.

  6. Carol says

    December 13, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    Loved this story and Astro. HaHa, you cleaned off “your” side of the dining room table! Pam, you definitely picked the right fabric for that sofa, the agony and the ecstasy. I’m so in love with that rug. Your house must be a fun place to be. Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!

  7. Nancy says

    December 13, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    It is obvious that Astro has some major ‘tude and I’m loving it! You are getting serious side-eye shade in that first pic. But, pup is looking good in his cozy new duds.

  8. Marie Gamalski says

    December 13, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    Pam….Astro is the cutest dang dog I’ve ever seen, and I have two of my own (pretty dang cute also)…. his little expressions just make me laugh????????, not sure if it’s the eyebrows or just that adorable little face!! Hahahaha… maybe I’ll tell the hubs to tell Santa we NEED a schnauzer !! Oh…. LOVE the sweater too!????

  9. LuAnn says

    December 13, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    Astro looks adorable in his new sweater! I have a 15 pound terrier mix named Miss Daisy. I’m going to have learn how to make one for her, now that we live where it snows! ????

  10. kddomingue says

    December 13, 2017 at 10:38 am

    Lol! We ought to compare our “avoidance lists”….. I have one about a mile long to help me avoid the front bedroom and my workroom where I’ve stuck ALL THE THINGS that I haven’t figured out what to do with as I’ve been decluttering in preparation for remodeling our kitchen! Today’s avoidance is to finally get the Christmas tree put up!

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