New Old Stock Toilet Seats. You see this enormous stash of New Old Stock toilet seats, marbleized even, and your heart begins to race. It is a good day. New Old Stock Marbleized Toilet Seats. That’s almost as good as these. Disclosure: Links to ebay earn me a wee commission if ya buy.
The toilet seats come from a seller called, appropriately, The King of Thrones. THE KING OF THRONES — now that is your kind of people. I follow everything listed by King of Thrones. Because tile fixtures. But now, because toilet seats.
“Le Meillure Siege”
I like that way more than: Toilet Seat. I’m gonna start saying:
Honey, how many times do I have to tell you: Put down Le Meillure Siege!
Oh for the, woe for the, day when toilet seat design was all that.
How long can I go without buying me one?
Where to get ’em: